AN IDEAL STOCKING FILLER FOR GRUMPY GITS
THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING LIKE THE TRUTH
Professor Randolph Swype
Randolph Swype (or R-Swype for short) is an expert on just about everything - climate change, pronouns, politicians, bus lanes, wasps, British history, The BBC - you name it. And he doesn't hold back. This book is a PC-free zone.

WARNING: Contains strong language, strong opinions, and more than a hint of the truth. 
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£6.99 (with free UK delivery)  
David has written one novel in his own name, and ghost-written a whole series of books for his comedy character creation 'Doreen' including two very popular children's books, her Autobiography and the recent COVID CHRONICLES - The Secret Diary of a Lazy Cow in Lockdown. All are available from the online store with FREE UK delivery.   
A BOLT FROM THE BLUE (COMEDY NOVEL)
£5  (with free UK delivery)
​EDWARD JONES was just an ordinary man, doing ordinary things - until the day before his fortieth birthday. What happened next was, quite literally, incredible. It defies belief. It defies logic. It defies the fundamental laws of science and nature. But it happened. And it came like a bolt from the blue.
"This is an absolutely, (and I mean health warning side-splitting here) hilarious book."  
​Brian Dakin,  Official Website of Black Country Performers 
COVID CHRONICLES - THE SECRET DIARY OF A LAZY COW IN LOCKDOWN
£6.50 (with free UK delivery)

​Disproving Einstein's theory, learning how not to play a saxophone, secretly tunneling through to next door to steal their electricity, solving climate change and even knocking out a quick pop single - it's all in a day's work-avoidance for a Lazy Cow in Lockdown. Now you can learn the hilarious secrets of how to survive not just this Covid crisis, but any crisis - right from the cow's mouth.
THE GIANT PANTEATER (AND OTHER CURIOUS CREATURES)
£8  (with free UK delivery)
​Quirky, funny poems, beautifully illustrated, sometimes with a subtle moral message. Come and meet the Hot Air Baboon, the Lleftover Llama, Bees on Skis, the Muck-Filled Rattypus and loads more curious creatures.
It's the first of two companion children's books ghost-written by David Tristram for comedy character Doreen, and it produced high praise from parents, kids, teachers, and also from TV celebrity Debbie McGee:​
POETRY IN MY OCEAN
£8  (with free UK delivery)
'Poetry in my Ocean' is the perfect companion to the first children's book, The Giant Panteater. It's all about some of the wonderful creatures that live in and around our oceans. Meet Myrtle the Purple Turtle, the Felt-Tip Penguin, the Waterproof Seal, the Puffin who lost his Stuffin, the Octopus who could count up to seven, and many more curious creatures. Once again the fun poems are often also very educational, containing subtle messages about caring for the environment.